Crash Test Dummies

TIL this band is still releasing albums and touring. How 'bout that?

Don’t be a dummy—test your driving skill on the Tennessee Highway Patrol’s one-of-a-kind “Teens and Trucks” driving simulator. Look for the giant trailer on the north end of the fairgrounds.

Don't worry—this was just a demo. You probably won't have any grim-faced officers scowling over your shoulder while you're driving. Probably.

Hang In There, Baby!

You'd better, or the Marines might laugh at you

Also towards the north end of the fairground, the U.S. Marines will be hanging around with their diabolical Chin-Up Challenge. Can you beat the Marines at their own game? Minimum requirements to qualify for bootcamp are . . . three? (I’m betting they make you do more than that by the time you leave.)

Some Navy folks will be there too, although it’s unclear whether they will have any kind of challenge of their own.

This little guy's headed for Parris Island, for sure!