There's Lots of Bounce in 'da House
Yep. Apparently that is both lowercase and gets an apostrophe. I checked.
With names like Human Foosball and The Vortex, you can tell these ain’t your grandma’s inflatables. (Well actually, my Grandma could tear up a Vortex bouncy house, but that was probably just her.)
After you’ve spent your fistfuls of dollars on sugary treats, head over to the far side of the fairgrounds and bounce off some of that sugar rush.
Human Foosball
Taking advantage of patented Shrink Ray technology,* you’ll be reduced to mere inches in height, and placed on an inflated foosball table, where you’ll slide around horizontally trying to kick a ball into the goal! Watch out that your pesky teammates don’t get in the way! You’ll probably want to yell at them a lot. And loudly.
Leaps & Bounds
Jump across giant red spheres like some kind of sprightly ninja in a Target parking-lot nightmare landscape!
The Vortex
Race around this inflatable arena and try to slap buttons as they light up randomly in your path. Is it faster to zip around in one direction like a particle in a blow-up accelerator? Or hop back and forth from spot to spot, like a flea on a yoga-goat’s back? Only your best time will tell.
*I have since been informed that, instead of using a Shrink Ray, they simply made the inflatable foosball table large enough to hold regular-sized people, instead. Will wonders never cease?