Careful With That Axe, Eugene
Yeah, that's a really old Pink Floyd reference, but it's the best I could do.
Look—normally, handing axes to high school students and telling them to chuck them at a wall like some kind of deranged viking would be an incredibly bad idea. But with the Axeperts from 865 Axe Throwing on hand to help out, it’s probably only just a mildly dicey idea. So strap on your horned helmet (not included) and hop in line for your chance to play at being Beowulf or somebody.
